The 9 Worst Hello Kitty Online beta applications

9 people who don't need to play Hello Kitty Online

As usual, political correctness gets thrown out the door and put to death by fiery car crash at Zergwatch.   In this list, we have gay stalkers, shaken baby syndrome, strippers and Rick Astley videos.  What more can you want in one list?  I wanted to have a list of 10, but most were just Sylvester Stallone bad, so only 9 made the final cut.

The Sanrio Cinnamoroll Car
The good news is this video probably got the user, Iliketoeatpoo into beta.  The bad news is Not only does this user like to eat poo, they also like crappy cars and Japanese Gangsta Rap.  Not sure if this is even a beta video at this point.

Gay stalker wants to play with the boys
A good example of the types of "kids" who will be playing Hello Kitty.  Hopefully he can get in beta and his desired user name of "LikesToTouchKids" is available.

Brittany takes 5 from her Phone Sex job to make Hello Kitty Beta video
She also knows how to give good input. Yay, you have a t-shirt.

I want this guy playing video games with young girls
Hi, I couldn't hack a grown up MMORPG, so I want to play a kids MMORPG.

If you throw your baby up and down enough on the internet, you can get into beta.
Unfortunately, Alex is doomed.

Is it Rick Astley or Vanilla Ice
It seems that not only young girls like Hello Kitty, but gay white males have a thing for Hello Kitty too.

Stripper can't spell Hello Kitty
It's ok because you represent Sanrio every night on the pole.

Why Japan doesn't start wars anymore
This is what happens to your society after starting a World War and getting two nuclear bombs dropped on your cities.

I'm the type of girl who will do anything for Hello Kitty
Anything.







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