I know, I know. It's been a constant worry for parents out there for decades now. Do video games cause my kids to act irrationally and violently? Will they harm them or hamper their development? Will they want to kil dragons and marry elves when they grow up? Well, the answer is here, thanks to, surprisingly, Take-Two Entertainment, the creators of Grand Theft Auto. Read below;

"With Stacker, the player interacts with an environment full of boxes—lightweight, uniformly brown boxes with rounded corners—and uses diligence and repetitive hard work to complete his mission," said Doug Benzies, Stacker's chief developer. "We're confident that the new 'reluctantly interactive' content engine we designed will prevent any excitement or emotional involvement, inappropriate or otherwise, on the part of the player." 

They have finally answered parents prayers and released the new game, Stacker. We can only hope that a Multiplayer MMO version of the game will be released shortly so we can start the stacking madness with our friends.

Yes, the good folks at the Onion have outdone themselves again. It's a great write-up, and if you like to laugh to the point of exhaustion, read the rest here.